Toady IS Lunch

Being "eaten for lunch" is what we call it when someone is coming in to chew on us.

Now, it isn't our fault the customer is in trouble. If they would let us design the product with our own great engineering team it would be perfect. But no, they insist on designing it themselves with their own band of nit-wits and when it doesn't work they blame us.

Yes, the "customer always knows best," so we tiptoe around when we are with them, but SINCE I'M A MERE TOAD, I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THEIR GUFF, and somewhere deep down inside I am resolved to make them sorry they are going to pick on me!

I never liked having to tiptoe while I ate lunch, and customers always make us buy, so the best you get out of lunch with them is a sour stomach.

BUT THIS TIME, THEY HOSED UP THE PROJECT AND IF THEY TRY TO CHEW MY (minimal) TAIL THEY'LL WISH THEY HAD EATEN CROW INSTEAD OF TOAD!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRibet!

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